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About me

David Kirby was born in the month of showers, on the fifteenth day in the year of 1995, in the town of Swindon. At a young age, he was enrolled in Vegan Academy, but got kicked out in the first hour and 42 minutes for smuggling in bacon. As a second option, he became the humble padawan to a Jedi master, and in time, would become the greatest Jedi/Shaman/Psychedelic Monk the town had ever seen.
In the early years of his teenage life, he became part of the greatest band the world had ever seen, the troupe of performers ventured out to spread their eargasm to the farthest reaches of the universe, while simultaneously fighting the forces of the sith.
David's choice of clothing was the robes of the Pshychedelic Monks, for they were cool and on sale on the planet Glorinax 7. He was often referred to as 'the confuser' because people weren't sure if he was a man or a woman, and often had to explain to passers-by that they were in the fact the magical robes worn by the Order of Psychedelic Monks, and not a woman's dress. This led to a many a confusing encounter in back alleys and poorly lit doorways, but we'll leave it at that.
David's life took a turn for the worst when he fell off a fishing boat. He woke up in an underground canal system, and soon became good friends with the manatees that lived in the canal. He taught them all the ways of the Jedi faith, and that is the reason there is a secret society of Sith-Fighting-Sea-Cows living underground all over the world.
David enjoys partying, boobs, and long walks on the beach.
Welcome to my world; where the rivers are made of beer and women are required to be naked at all times by law.

• Ask away. Got nothing to hide. Much.

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